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Half court shot

When a man pulls out and without moving forward still gets his cum on a woman's face.
If I knew you would be so mad about the half court shot I was have just given you a cream-pie
by Jimboner Mangina September 9, 2011
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3 point shot

In basketball, a field goal that is behind the arc (long distance) and thus worth three points instead of two. The 3 point shot originated in the American Basketball Association before it was adopted by the NCAA and NBA.
Louie put up a 3 point shot from 23 feet, and hit it, to turn a 2 point deficit into a 1 point lead for his team.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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You Got Shot

Ha Ha, you got shot.
by One Sexy Filipino October 13, 2005
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Who shot first?

Han Solo shot first.

Who shot first?" is a phrase used by Star Wars fans to refer to a controversial change made to a scene in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. In the original theatrical version of the film, Solo shoots Greedo under the table and Greedo dies without firing a shot. The scene was modified for the 1997 re-release to feature Han using his weapon in retaliation after Greedo fires at him; the latter rather implausibly missing Han at point-blank range (<2 meters away). Thus, the phrase "Who shot first?" is a retort to director George Lucas' explicit cinematographic assertion that "Greedo shot first.
Peter: I saw episode IV the other day, and I swear Greedo didn't shoot first in the original. Who shot first?

James (fanboy): Han Solo shot first.
by Lethan November 15, 2010
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Tequila cum shot

To jerk off and then shoot your cum in a shot glass and fill the remainder space with tequila and then have a woman drink it. Most women claim to be disgusted by this practice. But it is my sincere belief that most women are closet tequila cum shot drinkers. After a few beers or cocktails, most prove to be avid and thirsty tequila cum shot drinkers. Try it out.
I had a lot of fun at your mom's house the other night. She got so drunk, I was able to get her to do a tequila cum shot. I love your mom!
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
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shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.
Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!
by ZaneyBoi May 14, 2008
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Polynesian white shot

The act getting a pool of cum in your belly button and not cleaning it so someone can take a belly shot of the cum at a party.
"last night Amy took the biggest Polynesian white shot"
by Hsha hsha August 1, 2016
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