Kobe Pasta

When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.

Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...

by Kobe Pasta January 17, 2018

Christian Pastor

A common name for nice guys who excel in computer science, creative writting and friendship. They are usually good lovers, If you are patient enough for someone who makes love to your mind first always.

-Christian Pastor Is finishing hus tird book this year
-He surely reads fast!
-He wrote them

by Cripty February 1, 2018

five pastas

The worst rating a meme can ever get

This meme is shit, I give this meme a five pastas

by R1nova February 16, 2018

Clout pasting

When you post something for clout (fame or notoriety)

Yo, Timmy just clout pasting online

by Princess Syko May 23, 2018

waist paste

Male ejaculate

"Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"

"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.

by e_RoC May 25, 2018

Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018