-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.
-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.
by ShadesI January 26, 2011
by tizzy1 August 03, 2008
by jordan1592 September 19, 2008
The act of inserting ones finger into the anus, or outer surrounding area and massaging until a sufficient amount of aroma exists on the digit. At this point, the finger is then surprisingly inserted into the corner of unsuspecting victim's mouth and with a sharp tug on the finger, it is "hooked" inside the recipient's mouth thus creating a "hook" effect.
Mike was being a pussy, so I had John distract him, got my finger ready and totally gave him a huge poo hook and told him to stop being such a douche.
by StuartMI September 22, 2008
by Snanilli September 12, 2005
Also known as Truffles Peero. This "dog" has not been bathed in centuries and his only meal consists of Chris Perros ass juice and sweaty back hair. Please donate to the Scooby Poo foundation to give this dirty fuck a bath
by GIUSEPPENIS January 31, 2017
It is when you stop your cummies from coming out then you let the cummies dry in your dick, later when it drys up then you push em out to make cummy poo. (Like those mini straws that contain gummy candy in them and you push it out.)
Oh no Karen!!! I did cummy poo again now we can not have sex... but you can swallow my cummy poo when it is ready.
by Itsserjuuu(ElCoochieMaster) November 14, 2019