Poo Texting

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

poo zoo

A zoo for poo. I think that pretty much wraps it up.

Greg: Where are you going this weekend?
John: Taking the kids to the poo zoo.
Greg: ew

by I Animate June 18, 2021

Master-poo

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

by ShadesI January 26, 2011

Poo walker

someone who likes to go out on walks usually in fields to seek poos and cow patts to step in, sometimes they roll around in the poo.

"my name is izzy and i am a poo walker"
"bye guys i am going for a poo walk"

by Ellylou April 24, 2009

Poo Station

Any where you can leave a dump, crap, go # 2.

The Poo Station is like going to the Crapper, take a dump, the John, the Toilet.

by tizzy1 September 28, 2008

poo dump

absolutely rubbish terrible at something. hopless because he is so rubish

"oh my god chaos pwnage is poo dump with his sniper"

by jordan1592 January 13, 2009

Poo Snookerer

One who pots the brown not the pink

I am a poo snookerer cos I enjoy bumming guys

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009