Light Yagami

The well-written protagonist of the anime/manga thriller Death Note where he recieved a book capable of killing others with just their name and face. Ruthless, clever, and dedicated to his goals, Light occasionally uses brilliant schemes to get out of difficult situations, resulting in a massive fanbase. However, he is a bit of a fumbling troll, getting defeated despite having 2 magic books, 2 gods of death, and a cute simp girl on his side.

Dave: I can't imagine a world without Light Yagami.
Anna: Yes, that would be dark.

by top50enron July 8, 2024

Signal Lights

the yellow lights on a car BMW drivers don't know the use for. they're made to let others know when you're about to change lanes or go into a corner

Audi driver: You fucking dick sucking cunt use your signal lights
BMW driver: use psychic powers you Audi driving fag

by Marcotine January 29, 2017

Light

A person who is better than Vlad.

Woah, that must be Light

by THIS.IS.A.NAME August 16, 2021

Lighting a fire

Lighting a fire under somebody's ass isnt a way to get somebody to do their job better, it's a way to try and scare someone into doing what you want them to do for you. It always has been.

People could do without someone trying to go around lighting a fire under people's asses.

by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

Lighting the Menorah

To light the menorah or lighting the menorah is to fuck two chicks at the same time. Basically a threesome.

-Hello?

-Hey man

-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.

-Holy Shit dude.

by Shadow Fox November 18, 2010

Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014

light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.

-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know

by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020