CrankyKramer's definitions

Coggles

Goggles for cats. Refer to doggles definition for further clarification.

My cat needs protection. Let’s put on her coggles.

by CrankyKramer April 9, 2023

Doggles

Goggles worn exclusively by dogs.

Before I put my dog in the side car, I should put on her doggles.

by CrankyKramer April 9, 2023

Screaky

A noise that is both squeaky and creaky.

The trees in the forest are screaky because of the high winds.

by CrankyKramer April 9, 2023

Hump Jays

Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.

The two hump jays made the news yesterday!

by CrankyKramer September 4, 2022

Perflip

A perfect flip! Whether it is skateboarding, barbecuing, or other activities, we strive for a perfect flip.

Last night, Tim has made ten perflips consecutively on the barbecue.

by CrankyKramer September 1, 2022

Emotion Light

A sensory devise that emits light that coordinates with one’s emotions.

Tim’s emotion light has been glowing blue all night.

by CrankyKramer August 18, 2022

Shockar

The small burst of electricity you feel before opening up the door of a vehicle.

Stephanie received a shockar before she got into her GMC Terrain.

by CrankyKramer August 18, 2022