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Better qualified than Donald Trump

A vague term that can refer to just about any person, animal or inanimate object that is better qualified to be President of the United States than failed Republican re-run Donald Trump. For some reason the GOP is hanging their hopes and dreams on the doomed presidential bid of a convicted rapist and felon who is so broke he's resorted to selling national secrets to the Chinese and doing personal favors for Vladmir Putin in exchange for campaign donations.
This snowglobe depicting the Toronto skyline and CNN Tower in a blizzard is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, it sits harmlessly on a desk without committing rape or sedition.

This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.

This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.

This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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Donald

by SCHADENFRUDE_03 October 27, 2020
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Donald trump X Elon yuri

Thom: What was Jesus preaching again?
Kent: Donald trump X elon yuri
by SamWhich87 June 27, 2025
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Full Donald

Acting in an insane and crazy way, rambling incoherently and lashing out over anything that is said to you.
Oh dear lord, looks like Karen has gone full Donald on the store manager again.
by OmarHarsh September 30, 2019
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Donald drugs

a donald trump who fucked michelle obama who now has h i v in his ass and throught
a bitch who shoots up the white house and dies from a possible terrist atack opps donald hamps alot fucked up
a donald drug also known as donald trump is a verb drugs most likely a mix of meth and crack cocane also used to clean out ur mom
guy1: hey have u seen my donald drugs next guy: nope hes to fare inside ur mom
by Faggot Jonson December 3, 2018
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Donald

Donald is usually a person that only watches one piece and make sex jokes that Aren’t funny and likes to annoy there sister, the only game he like to play is minecraft
by Pinacooly June 12, 2023
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Donald

He is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a tough man and dumb man's idea of a smart man.
by Booksy October 27, 2020
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