Dad

Gone

Your dad is gone

by Yourdadisgoneontiktok May 20, 2022

Dad

Dad is your superhero your livesaver what ever

When he says „you are forever my Little Princess"

Its the truth its hard to see when your daughter grow up or have her First crush

Your Dad would do everything for you

He loves you no matter what you do

In Love your proud daughter Love you Daddy

Dad:dont be too Late at home Princess

Daughter: Dad!!
Dad:So I Tell you what can Happen if you too late

An example you could be kidnappped!..
Daughter:You win Dad!..<3

by Annanass_. January 2, 2017

Dad

MEAN MEAN MAN

Dad is really mean mean man

by Ttyleart November 23, 2023

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

Dad

The #1 comment when you see your main hoe or side chick's picture on instagram. If you want a girl call u daddy , comment

"Dad😍😍😍😂😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘🔥❤️😍🔥🔥❤️❤️🔥⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️⛪️💦💦💦👎🏾🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾☠️☠️☠️"

Liam: Did you see Paige and Elly's insta?
Kyle: Dads looking good. Go comment

Liam: Say less

by Ugly_____God November 22, 2016

dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.

Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.

by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019

Spacey's Dad

a very hot, sexy, and fuckable man spacey's dad

I fucked spacey's dad 69,420 times.

by Spacey's Dad's balls September 14, 2021