Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2018

Figgy-twat

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.

My girlfriend has figgy-twat.

by Messtopia July 06, 2017

Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.

"Benton" is a Twat Horse.

by Twat Horse May 24, 2011

K-Twat

Kez hay it

'Is Kez coming out? Nah man you know how K-Twat be'

by DC3917 February 05, 2021

Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.

"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."

by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt January 30, 2016

moosey twat

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

by Mercibaby December 19, 2016

quavving a twat

Going to McDonald's for a salad

Person: What did you do today?
You: I was quavving a twat
Person: Bitch, why would you get a salad at McDonald's?

by Yaaaaasbitch1.0 February 13, 2016