Poker Night 2

What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator

"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."

by Officer Puncake July 21, 2018

Sunday Night Singer

People who sing in church, but are not talented enough to sing in morning church.

Did you hear Adam singing Wind Beneath My Wings?

That dude is a Sunday Night Singer at best.

by Progidy October 14, 2012

saturday night knickers

Your most favourite knickers in the world - Ones usually saved for going out on a Saturday Night!

Looking forward to a night on the town - I'm even wearing my "Saturday Night Knickers"...

by Peneleope Pitstop September 3, 2007

home run night

When a smart and experienced guy gets a sheltered girl with no experience to go through 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and Home base in one night.

"Dude i got Stacy over to my house for a crazy ass home run night!"

"Dude, she go all the way?"

"Hell Yeah!"

by arabswag December 18, 2012

late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"

by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

Epic Meal Night

A massive dinner with overly large foods that would not usually be done unless eating huge quantities is the goal.

That epic meal night where we made that 20 pound burrito was awesome! epic meal time spontaneous mouth birth gargantuan

by Decrata April 14, 2015