Fresh n' Sleazy

Another name for the food chain store "Fresh and Easy."

Hey, did you check out that new Fresh n' Sleazy that opened up across the street?

by Drexolpax March 14, 2008

Jump n Jack

When a couple is having sex with the girl on top unprotected and he cannot pull out being that he is on the bottom. She will proceed to jump or move as quickly as she can off of his penis and jack him off. Hopefully to prevent pregnancy.

I was about to cum, so i warned her, and she Jump n jack 'ed me off!

by louhoo December 26, 2009

Shag 'n' Bags

When you shag someone, and never speak to them again (bag them, like bin them).

Boy 1: So you and Sarah have fun last night
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she was great!
Boy 1: You seeing her again soon?
Boy 2: Nah mate. Just that one night.
Boy 1: Oh ayee, the old Shag 'n' Bags. Nice one.

by Chantelleee. March 31, 2011

Sit 'n' Shit

The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.

I was so embarrassed and filthy after taking a Sit 'n' Shit in my girlfriend's bathroom.

by Whinny the Poop July 3, 2010

phone n bone

Another word for booty call. Casual sex facilitated by telecommunication.

"I wouldn't say Pablo and I are seeing each other, he's just a phone n bone."

"I'm drunk and horny... who can I phone n bone?"

by Dawso35 May 25, 2008

Sheets 'n Shit

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.

"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"

by rossignol January 19, 2009

Plug n' Stink

The Plug n' Stink is an invention straight form the pit in Dante's Inferno.It consists of a plug in warmer that heats various "oils and scents" that permeate a room or building with a putrefyingly horrendous stench that some women and rarely men actually find appealing .If a man likes the Plug n' Stink "aroma" his sexual orientation is in question.The inventors of the various incarnations of the Plug n' Stink searched far and wide for only the best in artificial scents. Surely carrion flowers/ fungi along with moldy wind were at the top of their lists .In the future the Plug n' Stink will be statistically correlated with pimples, Cancer, nagging, bitching, moaning, nail biting ,prescription and or alcohol /drug abuse,compulsive cleaning , necrophilia, sinus problems of all forms, frigidity, impotence , depression, Dyspepsia, confusion; confusion as to ones sexual identity, manic depressive disorders , sex with animals ,bed wetting,organic brain syndrome, dementia ,insomnia, non stop watching of TV shopping channels and other obsessive behaviors along with general mental malaise. It also makes the area stink.

Bobo, one of my incompetent superiors for who I am tired of Boss Sitting has a Plug n' Stink in his office.

by Memester September 7, 2007