The Funny Slosh

When you've drank a lot of liquid recently, so moving from a sitting to lying down position quickly, a water sloshing sound is audible

Don't lie down too fast or you'll get the funny slosh.

by Big Fei January 31, 2026

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So funny I forgot to laugh

Most commonly, this phrase is used to describe a joke that's lame.
Much more rarely though, the joke actually is genuinely funny, but it has such an unexpected punchline, or otherwise is delivered so unexpectedly that it draws a delayed reaction due to the audience needing time to process WTF they just heard.

Guy 1: (Offers a cracker) Hey, want to be a cannibal?
Guy 2: (Freezes up completely and stares dumbly for 10 whole seconds, and then finally starts laughing) Damn, that was actually good! That literally was actually so funny I forgot to laugh.

by anonymous March 20, 2026

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so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

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fecal funny

when it's a vargskelethor stream it's fecal funny

"have you seen Joel's new Shareware Madness stream?"

"yeah that was totally fecal funny dot com!"

by HoshimiMiyabi March 24, 2025

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`~`Funnny `~`Fingers `~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

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Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.

Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.

by Be Nurse April 12, 2025

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