davidation

All comments and/or statements made by an individual named "David" which may or may not be helpful to the work/social environment.

David subtlety walked into the break room and announced his retirement from sperm donations. "That's great Davidation... David..." exclaimed Jenny.

by zeroLogic90 September 5, 2017

david cardus

the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV

Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.

by wanker321 October 9, 2017

george david turner

a very handsom sexy beast of a man who will destroy any one in bed he has a very big cock and nows how to listen while he fucks youre bestfreind, he alsop plays the guitar so he is very good at strumming the g string.

he such a george david turner

by gogo david March 22, 2017

david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!

?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big

by david pisahov April 25, 2017

smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend

John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"

by Nigleteers May 6, 2017

david that goliath

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.

"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"

by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017