David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024

david fertello

An amazing musician who is multi-talented. He can play the violin, drums, guitar, ukulele, and mandolin. He can take a popular song and rework it into a violin piece. He has collaborated with artists such as Taylor Mathews, Kimberly Morrel, and Cassadee Pope (to name just a few) and he toured with R5 during their LOUD tour.

I hope to one day be just as creative as David Fertello.

He reworked that piece of music like David Fertello would.
Oh my gosh, just pull a David Fertello, and finish it already!

by Dedicated Music Fan October 19, 2013

David L

A surprisingly smexy individual (fucking fabulous forearms). People say he's gay, but it really is a thorny theological problem and some would say its just a phase. An incredibly smart cookie who is lowkey fuckable (2 shots max). Hes a great climber, but i would rather he climb me instead.

Yours mathematically,
V

ughhh David L, stop with the maths already.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.

by V Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 3, 2025

David Bishel

A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.

"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"

by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014

David

Retard

David is a retard

by Goodgiy4321 August 11, 2024

David Andersen

A dirty person who is usually a Jew. Massive ears and over use of dead memes

David andersen is mean, like a big eared person. jew

by BonerBoy69247 February 15, 2018

kara david

Simply the most amazing girl you could ever meet. She can make you fall in love with her almost instantly with her gorgeous personality and never fails to make you smile. She deserves the world for all the good she does for everyone around her. You could stare at her without saying a word for hours on end and continue to find new things to love about her.

"zamnnnnnnnn kara david or should I say lil chink"

by thefirelord May 3, 2018