ice cream lesbian 

A lesbian that slathers ice cream on a fleshlight and rubs it on her pussy. It can be used to insult people.

Person 1: "You peice of shit!" Person 2: "You ice cream lesbian!"

ice cream lesbian by Theworst_weeb August 29, 2017

Ice Cream 

The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.

"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."

Ice Cream by Confooshus October 25, 2017

Alabama Cream Pie 

When you stuff all of a women’s holes with mashed potatoes

That chick let me give her an Alabama Cream Pie and I still left hungry

Alabama Cream Pie by CrentistTheDentist August 14, 2020

Ice cream machine 

The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth

Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?

Ice cream machine by Pervyclown69 April 8, 2021

poured the cream 

The act of pre-mature ejaculation

girl: Bend me over the table and rail me hard!
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"

poured the cream by urbanwriter777 April 20, 2010

Hooker Ice Cream 

When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.

Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!

Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.

Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!

Hooker Ice Cream by lelelalalolo May 26, 2010

stinky whip cream

while anally jamming ur penis into a girl wen in the process of ejaculating she farts and blows the jizzbak at u

dude i was banging this chick and wen i busted she farted and went all over me ughhh shits, tushy, and now its a stinky whip cream smells like shit, shit,

stinky whip cream by Marqisha fignutton July 3, 2010