Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....

Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!

by wwwsable July 6, 2011

crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)

Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad

by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021

Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys putting flaccid dicks into someones mouth.

Lets give her a noodle salad.

by tpb614 March 30, 2016

fruit salad

or fruit salad bar or salad bar
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform

Did you see that General's fruit salad bar? Impressive!

by timmmmber January 23, 2025

Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan

Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad

by Dr wurm February 25, 2024