a noob

when you need google's help to send a letter to someone because you don't know how to

you're such a noob

by hellomynameisellie January 15, 2014

A Needle Nose

1. A person who carries his or her own straw for sniffing cocaine.

2. A meddlesome person. A person who sticks their nose in everybody's business.

1. Dude1: Did you know Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Sheen?
Dude2: No but I know hes A Needle Nose.

2. Street Kid1: So what's up man did yal go rob that store last night after all? Did ya? How much money yal get?
Street Kid2: Dam muthafucka! Why you always gotta be Needle Nosing all up in a muthafuckas bisniz!?

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

A Nolan

A Nolan or pulling a Nolan is when someone makes a situation awkward or unfunny.
Nolan’s are typically unfunny, awkward, but has a hot mom.

“Dude, you’re pulling a Nolan”

by My Homie$ August 27, 2020

shine-a-nade

an alcoholic beverage made from shine and lemonade, best served over ice, while already drunk.

mmmm...tho\ese shine-a-nades are strong and tasty!

by Mike DeLong December 15, 2008

get a new brain

dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!

when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!

-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!

she needs to get a new brain!!

-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!

by michael foolsley February 6, 2010

shit on a napkin

phrase: a term used to denote a state of extreme depression or displeasure.

Erik: That Econ test was such a shit on a napkin!

Emily: How was yesterday's party?
Jesus: I feel like I shat on a napkin.

Joe: This burger is like shit on a napkin.

by jee213 October 25, 2010

shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021