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Squirrel In My Pants !
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.
Street Performer: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
simp by lilyman September 17, 2020
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/ˈsɪmp/
(especially North American English, informal, dirogatory)

used to refer to a person, especially a man, that is willing and committed to invest time and money for women they barely know so they feel recognized and rewarded. People who pay for porn are not automatically simps. Since there are plenty of free nudes out in the web the motivation comes from the feeling of having a personal relationship with the subject of desire. The false impression of being recognized or having dreams intimite or even romantic relationships reveal simps having limited social skills or low self-esteem. This might manifest in low courage to speak up or an acceptance of adultery or prostitution by the partner. Therefore men who actively support their partners monetized peepshows (e.g. "onlyfans") might also be called simps.
Girl: Do Boys simp more over Scarlett or Belle Delphine?
Boy: Keanu Reeves!
Simp by atztex September 18, 2020
A man that commits to a woman who has children from another man; A man that allows another man to raise his children.
He's letting her new boyfriend simp his kids
Simp by Macheteman September 18, 2020
"nulaa"
Nulaa is the definition of a simp.
Simp by Leahidk September 18, 2020
taylor: ale -
everyone: haha simp
simp by stellvs September 18, 2020
Brian is simping

In other words: Brian is super into mashed potatoes
Simp by Halalinthenewharam September 18, 2020