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Left Hand Rule 

A porven method to guarantee sexual intercourse. It is as follows:
Left Hand Rule:
First thing you have to do. You have to lay on the left side of the bed.
Then you take your left hand and slap it across her belly. Don't slap it hard, just kinda place it there. And then you take the right side of your head and put it on her shoulder so you can look up at her. Then you take your left hand and turn it vertically, with your fingertips pointing in the direction of the vaginal area. Then you take your top 4 fingers and feel the waist band. Thats to let her know that you are there. Now at this point, you look up again to see if she is looking at you. If she is not looking at you, this gives you clearance to slide toward the cleft of the clitoris. You take your middle finger, and you start to slide it down adn you are searching for the clitoris. Only the middle finger. Once again you look up, to see if she is looking at you, you have have past the second clearance area. Now that you have reached the clitoris she has gave you clearance, so you take the index finger and the middle finger and you hook them around. Now what you do is you take those 2 fingers and stir them around in the vagina like it's some hot chocolate.Now here is the final look, you gonna go ahead and look at her again. And at this point she should not be looking at you and moving around making little noises cause it feels good.Now, what you gonna do now while your left hand is down there, you take the right hand and proceed to take the pants off. She should start assisting you in the removal of the pants.At that point her legs should part like the RED SEA. Remove Left hand, insert penis. This plan is 100% fool proof.
" I heard you beat last night."
" Yeah she fell victim to the left hand rule, next thing you know she was butt naked, face down ass up"
Left Hand Rule by J Boi of Fab 5 January 24, 2008
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1. A Fake Ass Nigger aka a Wanksta

2. Can't sing a song without a hook up (Ashanti) or himself being a hook up.

3. Sounds like the Cookie Monster.

4. Likes to pretend he is Hip Hop

5. When he is R&B

6. Likes to say "Murder" alot.

7. Likes to pretend to be 2Pac (Tupac) by either copying his style.

8. Or Copying off 50 Cent songs.

9. Or Busta Rhymes.

10. Probably hated by Fat Joe, D-Block but joined him to help him sell records. See below
New York - Ja Rule feaf Fat Joe, Jadakiss

Hook - Ja Rule
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
I got a hundred cookies, a hundred hook ups, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
I got a semi-automatic song that I only sell by getting a Hook Up (Hook Up)
(You Know)
Ja Rule by Marc November 27, 2004

runescape 

Sweet Game that is really addicting. Play if you want something that is time consuming when really bored. Don't fall into the buy members, then you get really addicted.. But its pretty good. Bad graphics, but then again they have been trying to improve them. Well I'm addicted. Give it a try.
Noob: Give me free stuff.
Addicted: Go work for it.
Noob: But i want you to do it for me
Addicted: I got my stuff by working so you work! GOD!
runescape by 2P3RF3CT4U June 28, 2005
An insult to hip hop.A wannabe thug that thinks he's all hardcore. Can this guy say one sentence without sayin HOLLA at the end of it? No.
Ja Rule: Murder Inc. y'all! i r da ill3st! Holla!!!!!!!!!!!!
Onlooker: Shut up, you bizzatch. kplzthxbai.
Ja Rule by kplzthxbai August 20, 2003
Rule 11 applies if a word isn't defined yet in the Urban Dictionary.
Rule 11 wasn't defined yet when it was first searched for.
Rule 11 by Rule Searcher January 5, 2009

runescape 

A very, very addicting game where everyone calls eachother noobs, which is quite annoying. In the game you develop skills, talk to other real online players, travel, make money, and more.
VERY REALISTIC RUNESCAPE CONVERSATIONS:

toughgangsta88: i just died can i have sum money plz
lady.88: get a life dude
toughgangsta88: where do i buy one of those?
lady.88: omg nooooooob!!!!

toughgangsta88: ur sooo hottttt! luv ur but
bigbuttedhottness99: gee thx babe! i luv ur 6 pack
toughgangsta88: i live in ny city, u?
bigbuttedhottness99: me too! omg! lets totally meet tomorrow at mcdonalds for a real life date! omg baaabe!
toughgangsta88: ya babe c ya there i luv ya 2 death!!
bigbuttedhottness99: luv ya! cya buh biii!!!!!
runescape by lady.88 October 14, 2006

5 second rule 

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.
"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."
5 second rule by dungbeetle July 10, 2004