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Epic Meal Night

A massive dinner with overly large foods that would not usually be done unless eating huge quantities is the goal.
That epic meal night where we made that 20 pound burrito was awesome! epic meal time spontaneous mouth birth gargantuan
by Decrata April 14, 2015
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late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am
Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing
by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019
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saturday night knickers

Your most favourite knickers in the world - Ones usually saved for going out on a Saturday Night!
Looking forward to a night on the town - I'm even wearing my "Saturday Night Knickers"...
by Peneleope Pitstop September 3, 2007
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Spaghetti Night Scramble

When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.
"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"
by JazzDemon November 18, 2011
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elven wedding night

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.
by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021
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late-night piss

When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.
Mom: Go the fuck to bed, faggot!
Kid: Mom, I need to take a late-night piss! I don't want to wet the bed again!
Mom: Fine, but make it quick, you little shit.
Kid: (inside his head) "AWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA"
by It's-a me, a-Mario! September 15, 2015
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Poker Night 2

What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator
"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."
by Officer Puncake July 21, 2018
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