Mexican Bagel

A raunchy, yet highly addictive sex position. Inspired by/is defined your imagination, so the sick joys derived from it are never-ending and are entirely up to the person dishing it out.

I finally scored a date with Cassie tonight. She's definitely getting a Mexican Bagel!

I can't wait to give Franny a Mexican Bagel tonight. Oooh yeah!

by Cha-Cha-Chauncey April 2, 2009

Mexican Screwdriver

A sex act when one person takes a screwdrivers and puts it up another person's butthole and twists it around repeatedly until blood is drawn.

Joe: "I heard Stew gave Mary a Mexican Screwdriver last night."
Mike: "Yeah, well she shouldn't have taken his truck."

by Anon7-2521 May 5, 2011

Mexican shower

To get about five day laborers or just five Mexicans and have them get in a circle with you in the middle, then they circle jerk on your face.

Dude, my family just had a Mexican shower on my sister.

by the shower god February 14, 2014

Mexican Purse

A purse that carries valuable things like cash, cell phones, or tacos, or even legal documents to your kids owed child support! Usually made from companies like victoria's secret, it is a purse that goes around the female shoulders underneath her top outer garment. Referred as a "bra", you know- yes! those things you dirty person....

Wherez my lightz! oh yeah, itz in my mexican purse, you know how we do it ghetto in selma!

by ezeketive October 1, 2008

Mexican Limeade

When you finger a latina and when you pull the fingers out the infected vagina juice flows out.

Guy 1- My girlfriend has an STD

Guy 2- Don't finger her

Guy 1- Why?

Guy 2- She has Mexican limeade

by Prenis July 3, 2011

Mexican Shades

When you have a beenie or ballcap pulled down so tight over your eyes it affectively blocks out the sun and allows you to see. Originated in Springfield MO, by a funny fat guy named Matthew Cline.

Yo look dog, he's got his Mexican Shades on.

by MFDUnit 18 April 24, 2008

White mexican

A rich person of Mexican descent, but with a whiter skin color and therefore more likely to get away with alcohol and drug-related activities, as well as cross-border smuggling.

Frequently found at local taco shops created as covers for their drug operations or buying expensive liquor and strobe lights to create the ultimate Snapchat story.

Border Patrol officer 1: "Why didn't you search that car?"

Officer 2: "Oh, he's just a white Mexican..."

by TheDownLow October 9, 2014