yo mom's house

a good response to where. make them nibbas cry.
(usually said with a nibba accent. Best effects when accompanied with a creepy smile.)

synonyms
YOUR mom's house
Yo MAMA'S house
Yo mom's STREET
etc. etc.
noice eh?

thats yo daily dose of urban dicks

courtesy of nanga nepali. urf Gucci

Hey, jack, where you been?
Yo mom's house.

Where do you think you're going??
Yo mom's house.

Where'd you come from?
Yo moms house.

Where is the dumpster?
yo moms house

Where do they store so many mcpuffs?
yo moms house.

I said it once to a teacher so don't argue.

yo mom's house by SNUBBED June 23, 2019

ur mom gay 

The most destructive verbal attack known to man. This can only be defected if you said "no u" which then the other must commit scooter ankle.

Tim: ur mom gay
Bob: (turns around with smirk on face) no u
Tim: *dies by scooter ankle

ur mom gay by Mac Aroni N'Cheese A.K.A. Jeff August 1, 2019

Trumpeter Mom 

Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.

While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.

Trumpeter Mom by RMSLO November 14, 2019

Bible Mom 

An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.

My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.

Bible Mom by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019

Your mom 

Someone that is used to say in memes and sentence. This person loves having sex and loves cock. This person is gay, lesbian, bi sexual, and straight. Awesome right!

“ I fucked your mom last night “

Your mom by Zapo in YouTube/ Blueberry December 4, 2019

Clam Mom 

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.

person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"

Clam Mom by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020

Pregnant Mom Cow 

A word used to describe a person (usually male) who smells musty and all around seems like a pregnant mom cow.

“Damn Ethan really be smelling and looking like a Pregnant Mom Cow today”

Pregnant Mom Cow by Addy Smith January 28, 2020