When your giving a girl anal, and you piss in her ass. she then proceeds to take a shit on your chest. now its shit/piss on your chest and she rubs it all over so you look like an ape cause your brown and gold.
Person 1:....and i can do a Golden Ape.
Person 2: What a Golden Ape?
person 1: If you have to ask you cant afford it.
sexual position going across two beds, works best in a hotel room. It involves 2 guys and 2 girls. the girls lean over the gap of the beds on all fours and make out while each of the guys do the girls doggy and proceed to high five over the girls.
When two or multiple men go camping and have anal sex in the woods using astroglide and mustard as lubricants. The hard pounding and dirty conditions accompanied with mustard produce gold colored shit clumps.
HeyAndy is rounding up some dudes to go camping and looking for "Golden Nuggets".
An insult, meaning "gay". Like that saying "silence is golden" and then that other saying "when there is silence a gay baby is born" so telling someone they are a golden baby is basicly calling them gay.