squamouscell's definitions

Bureauc Obama

A man or woman of great dreams or ambitions who is crushed by the reality of dogma and bureaucracy.

Jim: So, it turns out I'm not going to be able to adopt those retarded, Marxist Russian immigrant orphans from Yugoslavia- too much red tape.

John: Welcome to your administration, Bureauc Obama.

by squamouscell February 27, 2011

imposture

Someone who seems like an upright citizen, but really has no spine.

When the old lady tripped and fell, Jim rushed over to 'help' her- by relieving her of the weight of her purse. What an imposture.

by squamouscell February 27, 2011

Golden Arches

What your coronary arteries turn into after 30+ years of Mickey-D's.

Jack: Look at that fatso under the fake azaleas!
Jill: Yeah, he's really taken the Golden Arches to heart.

by squamouscell January 5, 2011