Killer Bean 

The coolest coffee bean you will ever see in your life. Carries around two guns and is an expert in martial arts. Don’t mess with him or you will be “decaffeinated”. He also has a sports car on top of that. Basically a coffee bean version of James Bond.

Killer Bean is such a cool character, he is fun and sassy and fuchie. Ohhhh I want killer bean yummy yummy in my tummy tummy I want to be decaffeinated let me at em let me at em ohohohoho eat ‘em up eat ‘em up beans beans the cool fruit yummy.

Killer Bean by GunkieLover628 April 29, 2023

Addicted to the Bean 

The Bean is also know as Coffee, It is easily addictive and you can drink it more then 3 or 5 times a day. Some people cannot handle the bean and there for loose there minds all over the place.

Oh Man Im so addicted to the bean i might loose my mind.

I hit the bean four or five times a day.

Im fiending for the bean.

Addicted to the Bean by Kitty pretty itty bitty titty July 6, 2011

kirk is bean 

a person that is stuck up and has no friends

wow what a kirk is bean

kirk is bean by lolsassssssssssss October 21, 2011

keen for the bean 

Someone desperate for penis

Jenny: I'm so keen for Ron's bean

'That Jenny girl is a hoe; she's keen for the bean'

keen for the bean by Enter generic name here January 8, 2014

The law of Bean 

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

The law of Bean by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean 

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017

Trampoline jelley bean 

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline

Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

Trampoline jelley bean by Harry windmill June 22, 2018