Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

Berf (unit)

a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).

"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."

by xJTxx June 7, 2023

Manchester United

The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.

The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023

Magic United

There used to be a group of 5 girls Little did they know this project would lead to many problems, the idea was to study magic and maybe even try to learn it, (as in magic im talking about powers btw) the others agreed not thinking to much about it at the time, they never suspected they would actually learn real magic though, sure they believed in it but they dident expect to learn real magic, about a month or two later the 5 girls started to learn real magic, Chloe was able to form rocks only using her hands , Eva was able to create bubbles only using her hands, Sunny was able to do telekinesis, isa also learnt how to do telekinesis, and brooke was able to create and make flames disappear only using her hands, these girls were shocked when they discovered this but affter a while they calmed down and instead of being scared, they embraced there powers but however knew they had to keep it a secret.

Magic United was Both a gift and a curse

by Belinda F. Jordon September 15, 2023