Insurance Shit

You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.

...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.

Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...

*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*

Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!

Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.

by Timb0.Slice November 12, 2010

shit mod

One who is a cheating whore in video games, or rather just real life.

XX XTC XX is so good at halo, I think he cheats, hes a fuckin' shit mod!

by Andrewx November 8, 2007

shit gods

Polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).

a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.

b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?

by SMODNUK October 19, 2007

Running shit

The act of being in charge, to take control.

Did you see Bethany running shit the other day at work when Terri and Jess got into a fight?

by bkv2 April 5, 2013

Shit Clock

a clock that ticks to the point of a major downside in your life. A millstone over your head in other words.

Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs, for you, your shit-rats, and your shit-turd friends! The shit clock is diffidently ticking at my job, I think they will fire me on Monday.

by Nicklegit April 4, 2015

shit pasta

A shit pasta is a creepypasta that is generally credited as being absolutely shitty. Something not scary, poorly written or full of garbage personalities and story tropes.

Dude, did you read the "Abandoned by Disney" ripoff? It's a total shit pasta.

by Anadyr October 20, 2015

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019