by Sevoh kwas November 24, 2021

by Jusgejudi April 11, 2021

"He's wide open, Mark Him!"
by Michael Harris1101 January 27, 2025

Mark is the best valorant player ever, in any other game, however, he is shit. If you have him as your duo, you are very lucky; he will carry you to radiant. He is, however, a shit listener. He was born to yap, forced to yip. If you ever try to tell a story, he will never hear the end of it because he will interrupt only about a million times. If he ever upsets you and apologizes, just know that his apologies are from chatgpt and that deep down, he doesn't really care if you're upset and will laugh at you instead.
friend 1: hop on val!
friend 2: if mark playing?
friend 1: yes!
friend 2: ah shiiii, radiant here we come!
friend 2: if mark playing?
friend 1: yes!
friend 2: ah shiiii, radiant here we come!
by cheeseball.lover August 22, 2024


The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.
Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."
by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

The ideal of a man: a gentleman, has good manners, can fight and wins in duels. Never emotionally pressures a woman, does not demand anything from her, and accepts her as she is.
by scarlettfor July 6, 2023
