You just got shroomed! 

The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.

Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"

You just got shroomed! by I. Donte Nuo February 25, 2011

I just spilled tea all over my crumpets 

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

I just spilled tea all over my crumpets by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012

I just love your spray tan! 

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.

Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

I just love your spray tan! by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013

You just got Cosby'd 

When you get royal screwed

You call in sick and you go get some food. Your boss is sitting in the next booth he see's you. He says you just got Cosby'd

You just got Cosby'd by flying234 January 28, 2017

u just got hit off kid 

when u hit some little black kid off of xbox live !

u just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me bro

u just got hit off kid by abysss January 18, 2020

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico 

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

Parents Just Don't Understand 

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.

Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.

Parents Just Don't Understand by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021