Jordan Snowden

The most special person in anyone's life. Like seriously special. There is not a single person more special than Jordan Snowden. You could tour every Special Education department in the country and would not find anyone that comes close. He's special forces. Long time member of the most elite special services unit. Every SPED teacher that's seen him has quit and then killed themselves. All it takes is one look and you know how special he is. His mom used to tell him every day how special he was, not because she loved him or wanted him to feel better, but because she couldn't wrap her head around how special he was.

"Did you hear the SPED teacher killed themselves last week?"
"It wasn't a suicide. It was a hit. Jordan Snowden killed them.

Jordan Snowden by anonymous December 4, 2023

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Jordanian stew

A term used right before you slap someone that is drunk or getting close to passing out. It’s a split second fair warning for the person being slapped.

Nate was really drunk at the bar so I Jordanian stewed him. He was good to go after that and partied like a rockstar the rest of the night.

Jordanian stew by BAGMS December 5, 2023

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Jordan

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.

person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all

Jordan by yourmom222222 December 6, 2023

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Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him

Hi Jordan shut up side character

Jordan by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023

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Jordanana

You mean the world to me your presence alone puts me at peace. I get lost in those gorgeous eyes and see ourselves grow old. Your personality gets me twisted I don’t have any option to be sad or upset because you immediately pull me out. I am forever greatfull to you. Stay safe my baby ❤️

Jordanana is everything I’ve been praying for. ❤️

Jordanana by You know it’s me bobo December 22, 2023

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Jordanana

You mean the world to me your presence alone puts me at peace. I get lost in those gorgeous eyes and see ourselves grow old. Your personality gets me twisted I don’t have any option to be sad or upset because you immediately pull me out. I am forever greatfull to you. Stay safe my baby ❤️

Jordanana is everything I’ve been praying for. ❤️

Jordanana by You know it’s me bobo December 22, 2023

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