lesbian jesus 

Hayley Kiyoko. One of the Holy Lesbian Trinity which includes Lesbian God, (Ellen), and Lesbian Holy Ghost, (Jane Lynch). She makes gay jams and every female within a twenty-mile radius to have an instant lady boner.

"Holy shit Lesbian Jesus must be somewhere near here because I have a huge lady boner"

lesbian jesus by Winter Killjoy April 24, 2018

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Space Jesus 

Obi Wan Kenobi

Prequel memer 1:Man I sure do love space Jesus

Prequel memer 2: Are you talking about Kenobi?
Prequel memer 1: obviously

Space Jesus by PonianYoutube July 20, 2020

spicy jesus

Spicy Jesus is when in a game of "Mario Party" every player has 0 coins and 0 stars except one. It would be a spicy jesus for the player that is not at 0 coins and 0 stars.

Dude Mario just totally got a spicy jesus.

spicy jesus by TheRealChrism December 19, 2017

Join Jesus January 

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.

John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man

Join Jesus January by Spam Police November 12, 2018

Buttermilk Jesus

One of JPEGMAFIA’S nicknames.

We gon' get real nasty in this motherfucker tonight
(Gonna get real nasty)
Damn, damn, Buttermilk Jesus
(That's not a good tag)
Uh
Ayy, ayy
Hahaha

Buttermilk Jesus by Devon Hendryx November 14, 2020

rn jesus 

Derived from RNG or Random Number Generator. Typically used in video games due to the luck of a random number generator being represented as a Miracle or Divine intervention and thus the character of RN Jesus is prayed to or thanked for Luck. Most situations where RN Jesus is invoked involve games with Random Criticals like Fire Emblem and Team Fortress 2.

"I have a 1% chance of getting a Critical Hit and RN Jesus blessed me." Then later... "Why RN Jesus, why? I had a 99% chance of hitting that!"

rn jesus by Voreala July 21, 2016