Hookernism

You were spawned from a hooker

My grandmother was a hooker, so essentially, I was born from hookernism

by JohnnyRed5 April 26, 2025

Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.

I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."

by bitchuck May 27, 2025

HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.

Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.

by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025

Hooker

1. A position in Rugby League. The player usually wears #9 (British)

2. Low budget street Prostitute or Sex Worker (American)

Alexis got injured last night. We are going to need a new Hooker boys

by MonkeyMagic83 November 24, 2025

Hookerflation

When the general price of hookers goes up, agreed upon by every local brothel by the Hooker's Union.

Man, these hookers used to fuck for $160, but now they be wantin' $200. Freakin' hookerflation.

by Squatbird December 17, 2025

Hoogterp

A docile creature that mumbles when agitated. A carnivorous animal, fast, and furious. It reproduces quickly.

The Hoogterp comes out during the day, but mostly hunts in the early evening.

by tcprocto December 28, 2025

bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.

C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !

by Tuesday Valentine September 7, 2008