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Hamstering

when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)
i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend
by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 17, 2024
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hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested
I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election
by Ramses III March 22, 2024
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Hipster Swastika

A hipster swastika is a white and black checked keffiyeh headdress/scarf, first populized by Palestinian arch-terrorist Yassir Arafat. It's the ultimate fashion accessory for those who wish to intimidate Jews, block roads, celebrate October 7th, and/or disrupt university studies without appearing nazi-level awkward.

Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.
I missed my flight because the expressway was shut down for hours by the Islamic-woke coalition of Jew-hating asshats, with their fucking pally flags, obsolete covid masks and hipster swastikas.
by _Ouroboros__ April 21, 2024
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Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
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Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
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hamster

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.
A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."
by maskofsanity June 2, 2024
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hamstermaxxing

the action of manifesting yourself as a hamster. a subcategory of looksmaxxing which also includes gerbing
Hailee: Wow! Michael Bates is totally hamstermaxxing right now!

Sidney: I know… How does one look so hamster-like? Crazy stuff
by hmoneyonthebeat June 3, 2024
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