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Kitzler Dick

A large caucasian penis, or one who owns one nearly the size of a negroid penis. People also associate this term with someone who is promiscuous sexually.
"Yo Tawanna why you all walkin like you just got out da pen?"
"Telishifa you know I had dat Kitzler Dick last night, I ain't gonna be walkin right for a minute! You saw dat nigga I was with!"
"Oh yea, and hes a white boy so you know hes payin your car payment!"
by Nigga S June 23, 2006
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deep dicked

The act or committing, or being, thuroughly fucked. Usually seen or described in pornographic material, can be used anally, or vaginally, and in rare cases, orally.
"Danny deep dicked my ass last night"
"Joe enjoys the occasional deepdicking"
by Anonymous December 3, 2002
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Dick Shmeegal's

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."
by D-Bruch January 12, 2008
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dick slapping

"Dick Slapping" is the act of using the penis as a tool of sexual dominance. The act itself is not exclusive to the male and often involves a female using the penis to carry out the act upon herself. The act symbolizes dominance of the male and the penis in sexuality and subservience or worship of the penis on the part of the female. The act itself can be initiated through request on the part of the female, forced or through foreplay. While the act itself does not fall under the practice of BDSM, it often times is used as a means of punishment, humiliation and domination. It is purely a psychological tool. Dick slapping should not be confused with Dick Spanking: an act that involves the female emasculating the male through the act of slapping his penis with her hand. Often times carried out with verbal degradation. It should also not be confused with Creaming: The act of slapping a vagina with the penis after internal ejaculation. The truest form of the act is when the male uses either hand to grasp the penis while holding the rear of the females head with the other, and striking the female with his penis over the entire surface of the face. Especially, the mouth. The origins of dick slapping is unknown.
M: Do you worship my cock bitch?

F: Yes. I worship your cock!

M: Do you deserve my cock?

F: No. I have been bad!

Dick Slapping female over mouth with dick!
by clithardwood October 31, 2013
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dick puke

Wipe the dick puke off your chin, Margret, your parents are here.
by dammit janet May 21, 2003
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dick head

A British word which is used to describe a person who is rude and obnoxious.Most dick heads think that they are clever when they are far from it.
Look at that dick head over there.

What a bunch of dick heads that lot are.
by Robin November 11, 2004
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dick munchies

when a girl smokes some bud and just wants to suck dick
man, that bitch hit the bong once and got the dick munchies something fierce.
by antpimp September 7, 2011
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