Edging but instead of getting edged normally or edging normally or the feeling of getting edged normally, it feels like your getting edged by the edge of a sidewalk, hence the name of Curb Edging
Frustrated guy: "My friend is curb edging me, because he keeps promising me $20 bucks but he never gives me it!"
by thefatty_Blow July 16, 2025
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Get the Ford Edge mug.The act of edging but you let your pre-cum crystallize across the tip of your penis. And then you suck it off like a rock candy.
by Master of Splooge August 26, 2025
Get the Crystallized Edge mug.I rested with eyes closed – intending to set an alarm for the morning. The sleep-edging, which I particularly enjoyed doing, was risky nonetheless because I could've called asleep too early by an accident.
by 🅰️ March 3, 2026
Get the sleep-edging mug.Phrase coined in late 2022 to describe people who think they are cool for joking about "taboo" topics when in reality, those topics are not really taboo and they themselves get angry over people making actual jokes about taboo topics. In a nutshell, they:
>Have a soystache and a receding hairline most likely
>Are either on reddit or discord
>Watch either Hasan or Moistcritikal
>Think that Smiling friends and Bojack horseman are the most edgy shows to ever exist
>"Eat the rich"
>Worship Sanders and Cortez
>Probably owns a "do not tread on me" flag, but with the trans colors
>Will only joke about white people, specifically English, French, and Italian people
>Will not dare to make fun of people who's skin color is darker than a paper lunch bag though
>Will also make fun of Israel, but only because of "Zionism" and for them being "white" (even though they are arguably not). Making fun of them for being Jewish will make them spaz out
>Will only make fun of right wingers
>Will always make fun of Kirk, but making fun of Good and Pretti makes them spaz out
>"Yeah, I like to read banned books" and then those books turn out to be not banned at all
>"Christianity is a cult"
>Will always reposts gi robot
>"World war 2 soldiers were the original antifa"
>"My favorite fictional character would beat up an ice agent"
>Have a soystache and a receding hairline most likely
>Are either on reddit or discord
>Watch either Hasan or Moistcritikal
>Think that Smiling friends and Bojack horseman are the most edgy shows to ever exist
>"Eat the rich"
>Worship Sanders and Cortez
>Probably owns a "do not tread on me" flag, but with the trans colors
>Will only joke about white people, specifically English, French, and Italian people
>Will not dare to make fun of people who's skin color is darker than a paper lunch bag though
>Will also make fun of Israel, but only because of "Zionism" and for them being "white" (even though they are arguably not). Making fun of them for being Jewish will make them spaz out
>Will only make fun of right wingers
>Will always make fun of Kirk, but making fun of Good and Pretti makes them spaz out
>"Yeah, I like to read banned books" and then those books turn out to be not banned at all
>"Christianity is a cult"
>Will always reposts gi robot
>"World war 2 soldiers were the original antifa"
>"My favorite fictional character would beat up an ice agent"
by Safe edgy March 15, 2026
Get the Safe edgy mug.A next-level fetish for people who treat delayed gratification like a competitive sport. You put the last piece of a puzzle in a condom and swallow it knowing you can’t finish until it you take a solid dump and then it reappears. It’s basically edging for intellectuals, where every bowel movement could mean sweet, satisfying completion. The excitement of not being able to complete it until you poop next? Absolutely electric.
“Fam, Choda said he’s into Puzzle edging. Man’s been edging over a half-finished 1000-piece landscape for four days straight.”
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Get the Puzzle Edging mug.A chronically online tech nerd/gooner with a really small penis that likes to go online a lot and goon. Usually a Reddit user with a neck beard that has no life yet enjoys going online to post dumb shit or belittle others. Not all of them wear fedoras, but some do. Commonly also found on Discord
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