1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.
2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"
2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"
2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007
Get the poop your shirt mug.A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
Get the fix your watch mug.when a friend or associate incessantly stalks you with a shitload of texts, emails and/or phone calls;
when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit
having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person
when somebody bugs you so much they're like a little baby crying for the tit
having to deal with an extremely high maintenance person
susan: what the hell, doesn't he get it? My phone is blowing up and he keeps facebooking me every 5 minutes
sandy: that dude is all up on your tit
susan: no shit
sandy: that dude is all up on your tit
susan: no shit
by droidette September 20, 2010
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by Lavelle November 26, 2007
Get the Whats your math mug.An Australian expression wishing misfortune on the recipient, similar to "eat shit and die". "Jocks" is a general Australian term for underwear, so you are more or less wishing the person an acute attack of explosive diarrhoea.
As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
As heard in the popular Aussie film "The Castle".
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
Get the suffer in your jocks mug.A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.
A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend
A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend
A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend
B: Google is your friend
A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend
A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend
by thatSCAXguy April 20, 2011
Get the Google is your friend mug.When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.
When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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