Twat

A hybrid office worker that opts to work from home on Mondays and Fridays;

‘Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays’

‘Is John in the office today?’

‘No mate, he’s a TWAT’

by hybrid-twat August 22, 2025

Twat-Squad

Group of girls who are close enough to be considered a platonic romance; Female equivalent to "bro-mance". (Often used with group larger than 2)

"Oh god, here comes Ally, Alisa, and Alex. They are so in into each other. It's like they're in love"

"Yeah. What a twat-squad"

"Fucking right"

by Shallowve August 15, 2015

Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.

Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021

tarantula twat

A total bitch, someone you could envision eating their young and having cobwebs stretching from one lip to the other.

Wow, my principle is a tarantula twat, i bet she never gets any.

by charlie st. March 9, 2011

Twatted

When Twitter denies your Tweet from being posted.

The President Tweeted his views of politics in this country, it was twatted when Twitter denied the tweet from posting.

by Frank Palace October 19, 2020

Twat Studios

A very large company that makes videos about areas in melbourne

Wow that guy is filming a video for Twat Studios

by Twat_Studios August 8, 2021

Twat Face Cunt

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.

Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!

by Davey-boi October 11, 2025