Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021

Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip

I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.

by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024

These dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I...

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😱:these dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I...

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

Kanki leg

Crooked/ twisted leg

Me:Why does Kevin have kanki legs?
Kevin:NAHHHHHH

by Kanki legs June 2, 2018

《¤》My《¤》Left《¤》Leg《¤》Are《¤》The《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》697《¤》629《¤》627《¤》343《¤《

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《¤》My《¤》Left《¤》Leg《¤》Are《¤》The《¤》Angel《¤》Number《¤》697《¤》629《¤》627《¤》343《¤《

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025