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Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.
Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse
by Dwevle May 10, 2019
mugGet the Two legs and a pulsemug.

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.
Hey man, don't hob leg me here!
by dingleboom December 9, 2021
mugGet the hob legmug.

Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip
I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.
by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024
mugGet the Goose legmug.

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.
How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick
by cat518 January 25, 2025
mugGet the happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stickmug.

Kanki leg

Me:Why does Kevin have kanki legs?
Kevin:NAHHHHHH
by Kanki legs June 2, 2018
mugGet the Kanki legmug.

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