Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.
by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011
The stanky 2 legs is a move where a female with a unpleasant vagina jumps and wraps her legs around a persons face much like a facehugger from Aliens vs Predators. In which the smell from her stanky vagina knocks the man out cold.
That man was no match for the stanky 2 legs move.
Watch out, watch out and hes down, knocked out cold by the stanky 2 legs.
Watch out, watch out and hes down, knocked out cold by the stanky 2 legs.
by Oliver Doyle February 06, 2019
False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"
"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."
"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."
by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!
**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**
**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
by mikethebangsta July 31, 2011
Legs and arms is so iconic
by Allegraisthebest 123 July 09, 2021