Sam

Sam is the most amazing person on the planet. He's hilarious and cheesy but not too cheesy, he knows how to treat a girl right and he gives the best hugs ever.

I met a Sam and he's so great

by Urbanboiiiiiii May 14, 2020

Sam

He may be bald however...... yeh that’s kinda it

Hey where Sam
Who’s Sam?
Sam Larks
Ohhhhh the bald lad

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Sam

A super cute and attractive person, who brings joy to you life. They may not see their inner beauty, but it's there. Treasure this person with everything you are because Sam is wonderful and deserves everything good. They're super hot to boot.

That Sam is so cute!

I know right? I wish they could be with me.

by Flynnrose May 15, 2020

Sam

Eats chicken nuggets, watches anime, and plays video games

Oh, your doing a Sam today.

by Poopcykle May 18, 2020

sam

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him

sorry sam

when i was talking to sam his breathe stunk and i thought i was gonna be gassed out

by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020

Sam

(Verb) The act of replying to messages or conversations with as few words as possible. Derived from the name Sam (a gender neutral name) to represent the ability of both sexes to perform this annoying/rude action.

Dude 1: This girl Sammed me all day. Her longest reply was "okay".

Dude 2: Damn dude that's rough, Sam that bitch back

by BB1813 July 8, 2020

Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

crisis that happens in mid life where you feel like you didn't achieve anything, didn't do anything
and get angry and upset at the whole life decisions. and all they want is really a person to put them on a leash and roughly fuck brains out and makes you a personal little slut and plays games
and the only person met like that is online and lives in another part of the world

I am so angry and stressed out that I wish i had someone to spend the time with is called Sam-Mantha-Mid-Life-Crisis

by MoR.Prophesy July 13, 2020