Doing a Sam

Falling flat on your face after only drinking a little bit.

Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.

by Sue P April 29, 2015

Dos Dad Sams

A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.

Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."

by Big Dick Cripple Slayer May 31, 2018

Do a sam

When you're in a relationship with a guy but he won't show any affection or put out

So how was your night did you get lucky or did he "do a sam"?

by Rhi Annon August 12, 2018

doing the sam

To bite someone’s ballsack whilst giving another man a blowjob.

Did you hear how Harry was doing the Sam on Hugo?

by Ell Moss Inspires Me November 28, 2017