Ryan Pethick Theory 

The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.

Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."

Ryan Pethick Theory by Mustela November 26, 2022

Ryan Guldemond 

gender envy !!
you may know him from mother mother

me: babe look Ryan guldemond is so handsome!
my fictional gf: yes omg he’s so hot

Ryan Guldemond by astral_boy155 June 12, 2023

Ryan Syndrome 

The pattern of symptoms revolving around a complete and utter failure with all members of the opposite sex.

These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:

Never getting sex,

All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,

Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,

Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,

The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,

Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.

Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.

How'd it go with ole girl last night? - guy2

Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan

Ryan Syndrome? - guy2

Ryan Syndrome - Ryan

Ryan Syndrome by the woogier June 14, 2011

Ryan Adams

He's a musician who just rocks. Even if his concerts are really weird and he has unattractive hair styles, his songs are powerful and fun to listen to in the car.
Best known for songs such as "When The Stars Go Blue" (which evil Tim Mcgraw and his song stealing squad butchered), and I guess now for "Halloween Head" the one song by him that when I hear it I turn it off.

He's written like ten albums in seven years.

Heartbreaker -ok
Gold -good
Demolition -good
Rock N' Roll - not so good
Love is Hell - not so good
29 - ok
Jacksonville City Nights - ok
Cold Roses - awesome
Easy Tiger - awesome
Follow The Lights - awesome

He's with a band called the Cardinals which is pretty awesome

1.) Dude: Why the hell are you wasting time writing a definition about Ryan Adams in Urban Dictionary?

Me: Because I'm a dork who is right now very tired of math homework

Dude: Oh.. do you mean Bryan Adams?

Me: OMG you are retarded.

2.) You can't tell the truth in a house of lies
And you can't see tomorrow in testerday's eyes
One shot, one beer, and a place where nobody cries
One more kiss before I go
One more night and day...

Jacksonville City Nights

3.) Um... yeah

Ryan Adams by spacewolf March 1, 2008

Ryan Giggs 

Ryan Giggs is one of the greatest ever Man-United players that ever lived and still is.He can also take on defenders and score a beautiful goal.

Player 1 takes the ball past a defender and scores.
Team mate says "whoa u just did a Ryan Giggs.

Ryan Giggs by Stevie White August 20, 2006

Ryan Aids

A type of disease that only people With the name Ryan have. It cures all diseases but will still burn to urinate. You could possible get this one night at some nice bar, or your local doctor could give you a straight dose of the disease.

Girl: Man, my life has gotten so much better after last night.
Guy: why, what happend?
Girl: well, I used to have all these std's, but they seem to have magicaly disappeared after i met a young chap named Ryan. But it still burns to piss.
Guy: I think you got Ryan Aids.

Ryan Aids by jiwe May 21, 2011

Ryan Gillman 

The biggest goon ever born.
not only does he lack anyform of brain power whatsoever, he seems to lack anyform of common decency what so ever.

his prioritys in life are being as large of a froob as possible and hiding his homosexuality behind his massive ego.

he is the single biggest mistake to ever happen in life.

person 1: dude i got so waseted on friday night i threw up everywere!
person 2: no one likes a gillman...

example 2.

person 1: ryan gilman.....
ryan gillman: what?
person 1: shut up

Ryan Gillman by soumy nona August 3, 2010