Ur species eat feaces 

All other 'ur' comebacks are invalid once this has been used, as it will defeat all who hear this mighty phrase, and make every dimension 1-∞ collapse

"ur mom gay"
"Yeah? Well ur dad lesbian"
"Is that so? Cause ur granny tranny!"
"Oh yeah? Ur grandpa a trap"
"So what? Ur family tree LGBT"
"Ha! Well ur species eat feaces."

Ur species eat feaces by Jazzhanz123 April 11, 2018

can I eat that wet ass pussy 

licking and fingering a vagina. Most people say that before humping the shit out of each other.

Hey sexy baby, can I eat that wet ass pussy.

can I eat that wet ass pussy by heheclapper69 December 2, 2022

big black man having sex while you eat your mom. 

fetish

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

big black man having sex while you eat your mom. by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023

dog eat dog 

Pretty self explanatory..
A twist on Dog fuck dog...
For those who still don't get it... Dog sex.

Sarah: Damn Jill, thats ugly dog eat dog right there

dog eat dog by "Dingleberry-huntin Dean" Bobbit June 29, 2004

I eat more than I shit a lot.

In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.

Dang Son! I got 32 kills and only 1 death! I eat more than I shit a lot.

I eat more than I shit a lot. by Rhimjob June 21, 2011

Girls Gotta Eat 

Woman’s podcast on sex, dating and relationships

GGE podcast Girls gotta eat

Girls Gotta Eat by Girls Gotta Eat April 23, 2021

don't shit where you eat

Do not cheat on bae with bae's friend and then be mean to those who saw.

Dickson hooked up with Sarah in front of a room of people and Mel, yet is still mean to her who could text Leigha in .5 seconds and let her know. Don't shit where you eat.

don't shit where you eat by mluque July 15, 2016