Cluster Duck 

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

Cluster Duck by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020

pressed duck 

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

pressed duck by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

Unplug the Duck 

“Unplug the Duck” is an expression used when asking a colleague to turn off the lights in his office thereby allowing him to leave work early while others may think he is still at work.

The “duck” part of the expression is a reference to its use as a “decoy”, projecting a false appearance.

Carl: "I'm slipping out of the office early, can you “unplug the duck” for me?
Ralph: "No problem. Enjoy your afternoon on the golf course."

Unplug the Duck by rogueone September 20, 2009

squat on my duck 

Sit on my dick

Hey yo Kat, squat on my duck.

squat on my duck by GVilleMexican December 10, 2015

Fudge the Duck 

The art of lathering a fudge or chocolate glaze on a piece of raw or cooked duck.

It was started by the ancient warriors in the mountains of China and it eventually died out in the late 19th century. Although most would believe it to be gone, some still practice it to this day.

I used to Fudge the Duck with my Uncle Steph.

Fudge the Duck by Ericthelast July 25, 2016

Fuck and duck 

When you hook up and duck outta there

Damn bryan way to fuck and duck becky

Fuck and duck by 18447939384;7478392/948( March 4, 2017

jemima puddle duck

Jemima puddle ducks are amazing people. They are kind, sweet, funny, and just the nicest people ever. they are great best friends, and will sometimes be called the goddess of handwriting for their talented, well, handwriting. They like green tea, and prefer to stay up at night and sleep in naps during the day. Jemima puddle ducks are just the best ever, And you should pray the bell saves you befor you get in trouble for kicking a douchebags hat in the hallways....-Loud MOuse

WOW, They are such an awesome jemima puddle duck.

jemima puddle duck by Loud Mouse/ Sloth addict/ RATS July 7, 2021