Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.

Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place

by Art Corr June 5, 2020

couchasidious

When you sit on the couch for too long and gain pains in your legs and back due to sitting too long.

“Why does my back hurt?”

“You have couchasidious”

by boobs10123 June 17, 2020

Couch-cutter

A person who suffers from paranoid delusions and hallucinations, who coincidentally cuts holes in furniture because they believe there are people hiding or living inside.

Be careful letting him stay overnight by himself...Poor fella'. He's a couch-cutter.

by ZelaromoraleZ July 14, 2020

couchlord

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.

His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.

by that guy who said it first July 29, 2020

caught on ring

Video footage caught on those smart doorbells you see around.

"Hey bro, did you hear about Diego? He's back in the pen..... robbery or some shiz"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"

by King Chod September 2, 2020

Caught the hood

When the hood comes out of you when you get angry.

"This customer at work called me a bitch and I took my hoops off. But my friend held me back. I caught the hood real quick!"

by Tut@ September 2, 2020

Couch Party

Commonly used by teenagers today, to describe participating in a party from their own homes.

This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.

“Couch party tonight, everyone should get on at 9”

by Dumbassfucktard September 14, 2020