juicy bum syndrome 

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.

Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!

juicy bum syndrome by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017

buffalo bum 

A condition describing the too often characteristic gamy and shit-encrusted ass crack of the North American male.

The stench was unmistakable and nearly intolerable, I had stumbled into a savage case of buffalo bum.

buffalo bum by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

anal bum cover 

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.

Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery

anal bum cover by Josh Taylor June 21, 2006

apple bum 

a girl with a tiny waist that explodes into a round, bootylicious derrier. Rap group A Tribe called Quest made phrase famous in the early '90s with "Bonita apple bum" song.

"Hey bonita apple bum, shake that ass".

apple bum by Ulla Mahaka May 23, 2006

Smiggle Bum 

A characteristic tightness and or plumpness which a woman's (or man's) bum displays upon observation. This particular type of bum will instantly imprint an image of a tight, lubricated and hot bum in the viewers mind upon observation.

Jody: "Keith!, Keith are you listening!?"

Keith: "Sorry, I couldn't help thinking about your bum, it's a smiggle bum!"

*Jody slaps keith and walks away

Smiggle Bum by niveartline December 19, 2008

Berkeley bum 

Someone who will stop you as you walk and tell you:

a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...

b) I will take verbal abuse for change

among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.

These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.

They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.

Paco: Yo G, you see that Berkeley bum?

Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?

Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.

Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.

Berkeley bum by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010

uncle bum 

The name of an uncle who sleeps in your parents' bed when recovering from an injury while making your parents sleep on the couch.

Uncle Bum is taking up the whole bed and making mom and dad sleep on the couch.

uncle bum by CaliCondon April 10, 2016