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a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
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Fucks

Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks
“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”

It fucks!”
by Bexar210 July 7, 2021
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Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.
by Mackol December 2, 2019
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Fuck nigga on fonem grave

A fuck nigga is a bitch ass nigga who never on shit and on fonem grave is swearing on a dead homie or close friend that’s in a pack🚬
Ay you a real fuck nigga on fonem grave
Logan a real fuck nigga on fonem grave
by YoungBloodWalkE’mDown December 10, 2024
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just shut the fuck up

someone that can't just shut up that has a constant start arguments no god damn reason typically these kinds of people sending youtube shorts
just shut the fuck up why the hell are you always starring an argument for no goddamn reason and no don't give me no fuckin excuse It's common sense and then whenever we say you always start arguments you always have to defend yourself but look at that now you're the one arguing so how about we stop this entire goddamn thing cuz it's already retarded anyways
by anonymous July 18, 2023
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fuck

To eat something, usually a more wet food.
"He fucked some pizza for dinner last night."
by higstudios January 4, 2025
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crescent fuck

Fucking a girl while in the shape of a crescent moon
Aye bodi I bent nisha over last night and crescent fucked the man in the moon out her
by Brendan jones January 31, 2015
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