fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016

Cull your tongue

To keep your mouth shut, or to not say such a thing that is disliked.

Soldier: King, I fear your wife is killing people.
King: Cull your tongue, boy!

by Alanon August 16, 2016

in my tongue

An individual definition of a word.

Well in my tongue "Daddy" is a hot old guy.

by RanHacker September 16, 2017

chocolate tunnel tongue dancing

Another word for tossing salad or oral anal copulation.

Honey it's time for some chocolate tunnel tongue dancing!

by Oldworldman January 19, 2018

flick that tongue

To lick a dick and flick your tongue off of it

Damn she really knows how to flick that tongue!

by Deadibside February 26, 2018

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018