a shark

a bitch stealer

imma be a shark next summer

by ppxo July 22, 2025

stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

Chrome Shark

Women who have sworn off men and exclusively date or interact with clankers/AI.

Ever since Becky got dumped, she has turned in to a chrome shark and won't leave ChatGPT alone.

by The-Vagilante September 28, 2025

Ghost Shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Ghost shark

A dropkick who rocks up to a barbie empty-handed, defends the '81 underarm bowl, and completely vanishes exactly two minutes before it’s their turn to shout a round.

"Davo pulled an absolute ghost shark last night—drank my last stubbie, said Pavlova is Kiwi, and gapped it right before the pub called last drinks."

by ItsAmeDitti March 12, 2026

Urinal Shark

The guy next to you in the urinal who can't help but take a peep or two over at you to see what you're working with

The guy next to me in the bathroom was a urinal shark

by Chicken bus March 25, 2026

Cocaine sharks

This is so bizzare...are sharks actually attacking drug smugglers boats for the cocaine? How did this happen?

Cocaine sharks injest smuggled drugs dumped in ocean (livenow FOX)
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The mystery of "cocaine sharks"; Impact of dumping drugs (news.com.au)
Youtube.com

Cocaine sharks may be injesting drugs dumpped on Florida coast (NewsNation)
Youtube.com

Great white shark attacks Columbian d**g smugglers (sharks beware)
Youtube.com

Cocaine sharks injest smuggled drugs dumped in ocean.

by Modern Women December 31, 2025