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make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
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Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.
Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.
by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022
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make like a fetus and head out

Make like a fetus and head out is a play on make like a tree and leave, referring to a fetus entering this world head first. It is a pun and means: go away! or leave now!
"make like a fetus and head out" he shouted whilst pointing at the door.
by Sircasm February 14, 2019
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Don't make yourself the crazy goat!

Don't make your self the crazy goat!
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability
Man 1: Hey you! Gimme my money
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!
by Ismall December 26, 2022
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National Make Fun of a Confederate Day

April 9th, The day in which you make fun of confederate traitors. listen to Union Dixie and laugh at the people who still fly the stars and bars. Celebrated on the day that they surrendered to General Ulysses S Grant of the glorious Union Army. I can think of no reason their banner of treason should continue to fly in the land of the free.
"ItS My HErItAgE"

"Begone, Traitor! its National Make Fun of a Confederate Day! L + No slaves + No Economy + Lost The War + Sherman-d + No Gettysburg + No Manufacturing + Land of Traitors + Marching Through Georgia + No Infrastructure +(this cycle continues for hours as the Union Chad names every major confederate loss and flaw)
by TheAmericanSoldier2 April 16, 2023
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lord make me fast and accurate

From the movie Patriot. It's used when you need some luck or to be at your best and fuck some shit up. Often used by religious people but everyone can use it.
Coach:We need a touchdown
Reciever after crossing himself:Lord make me fast and accurate.
by Necrozma Beam May 24, 2020
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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.
Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.

Dudebro 2: No way bro.

Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!
by Nolan287 October 3, 2020
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