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Human Suitcase 

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.
I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.
Human Suitcase by Don Bigote March 1, 2011
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human suitcase 

It's that thing where a midget on rollerskates wears all your clothes and you drag them through an airport.
Stefon gave his valentine a human suitcase

trump suit 

A damage to ones reputation for associating with a narcissistic liar; a metaphorical jump suit.
Sessions and Flynn will never work again; their service to this administration puts them in a trump suit.
trump suit by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

national suiside prevention Day

October 22nd every year is National Suiside Prevention Day! To spead awareness some draw semi colons on there wrists to say “don’t stop the sentence” or in more realistic terms “don’t end your life”
Guys let’s put a semi colon on our wrists to spread support for National Suiside Prevention Day!

“Whatever suits your boots!” 

Another way of saying, “Whatever floats your boat!”.
Person 1 says, "Where you wanna go today?"

Person 2 replies, “Whatever suits your boots!”

suicide cable 

A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.
Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.
suicide cable by Ward Larson August 2, 2007