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Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
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light day

working 4 hours a day like the French do.
Most Americans don't work a light day during their pay periods.
by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020
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muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity
kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh
by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021
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Lighting a candle

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024
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Light Spar

The act of agreeing to a round of playful, relaxed, simulated fighting followed by a violent overreaction to any shot landed cleanly.
Ay cuh, let’s have a light spar, I’m not tryna get CTE up in this bih.
by Bigdawgfindawg July 5, 2025
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Red Light

A game kids play on a full size yellow school bus while it is in motion, where a student starts at the white line by the bus driver facing toward the back of the bus. When the game starts, the intension is for the student to reach the red light located on the emergency door at the end of the aisle in the back of the bus. The rest of the students on the bus have one goal and that’s to stop the one student from reaching the red light using all force. This game is best played when the bus driver does not intervene and ignores his/her responsibilities of keeping students safe. Beware, this game can result in injury to all involved.
One of my favorite activities riding the school bus home in Oceanside, NY is Red Light.
by Amtmr January 3, 2024
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Angells, Son Light, Legion

Keller Angell (musical artist) has taken to himself the words 'Angells', 'Son Light' and 'Legion' to associate them with his fans.

"I am an Angell."
"I am a Son Light."
"I'm part of the Legion."

Simply put.

"I'm a big fan of Keller Angell, and therefore I associate myself as an Angell, or as a Son Light, or as a member of the Legion."

Lady Gaga has her "Monsters".
Nicki Minaj has his "Barbz".
Brooke Candy has her "FagMob".

Keller Angell has his 'Angells', his 'Son Light', his 'Legion'.

Upon this, and revealing the Luciferian Spirit, he says:

'- I am an Angel, but, Collectively, I am called LEGION!'

The same words of Lucifer, freeing yourself of the "darkness" and attaining his own LIGHTING and ASCENSION!
angells, son light, legion
by Edgar Van Hellsen December 24, 2016
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